Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

usonian

(22,049 posts)
Fri Sep 12, 2025, 01:38 PM Sep 12

FORGET ABOUT EPSTEIN!!! distraction of the day. 9

The illegal immigrant Utah shooter left the gun and took a cannoli.

Patriotic Cannoli hounds tracked him down immediately.



In honor of this, we're having a free cannoli special at Mar-a-Lago.



For your $1 Million membership fee and a $100,000 donation to the "Donald Trump memorial Library"
plus your $4,000 dinner cost, you'll get one free cannoli, autographed by Donald Trump himself, with a Sharpie

Note: purchase of a second cannoli (for $750) is required, since the autographed one will be cryogenically preserved for you to keep forever. ( purchase of a cryo cooler, at $14,000 is required to preserve it)

2 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
FORGET ABOUT EPSTEIN!!! distraction of the day. 9 (Original Post) usonian Sep 12 OP
Was the cannoli engraved? lame54 Sep 12 #1
"The dog ate the evidence" usonian Sep 12 #2

usonian

(22,049 posts)
2. "The dog ate the evidence"
Fri Sep 12, 2025, 01:51 PM
Sep 12

Sorry. They're still in training.

Make
Antipasto
Great
Again

Antipasto platter, a mere $800.00

Latest Discussions»General Discussion»FORGET ABOUT EPSTEIN!!! d...