Trump won his Nobel, sort of..

[dcmfox]

It's as close to the Nobel Prize as you are gonna get..

— Dcmfox (@dcmfox.bsky.social) 2025-08-12T00:05:30.228Z

[calimary]

1. Or maybe fix up a plaque with a large empty center place shaped like a bell.

Look, donald! There’s your No Bell Prize!

[usonian]

2. What about the chemistry Nobel Prize?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220551217

[UTUSN]

3. K&R

[Give Peace A Chance]

4. Well, he IS puckered at both ends

[Xipe Totec]

5. It's an insertable trophy. nt

[Permanut]

6. I'm impressed with this awars..

as a whole.

[Marie Marie]

7. Assoc. President Phil Brownstar...

[Dave Bowman]

8. Bwahah! Now I have to clean my phone.

[eppur_se_muova]

9. Ass'n President "Phil Brownstar" .... *snicker*

Maybe "Brownstar" could be Turnip's new Secret Service code name ....