When will he expire?

[BWdem4life]

I'm gonna go with "before the end of the year." But I'm sure given our luck so far, that's overly optimistic.

[Walleye]

1. If he loses the midterms, he'll have nothing left to live for

Also, I think he’s just realizing he’s really old

[The Blue Flower]

2. He's already well past his "pull date"

He's like a rancid gallon of milk. Curdling from within.

[bucolic_frolic]

3. Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny

are preparing gifts for me.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

4. Speculation and wishful thinking about it is a waste of time. . . nt

[BWdem4life]

6. Most of the things I read on DU are a waste of time

So there's that...

[Bernardo de La Paz]

7. Well, ... can't argue with that. :) . . . nt

[Deminpenn]

5. Can we start a pool?

nt

[Marie Marie]

8. Not soon enough for me unless it was yesterday. Amiright Orrex?????