Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Posted his daily commentary in the Editorials section like a dumbass?

Beaten to death at a punk rock concert?

Died protecting Putin from really bad things?

Punched in the face by markets?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[C_U_L8R]

1. Ridiculed to death

Comedians everywhere mourned their loss of material

[malaise]

2. No but word is that Muskrat has offered him

his own rocket for a test flight to Mars😀
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220348907

[sop]

21. Hopefully, he'll suffer his own rapid unscheduled disassembly.

[Buckeyeblue]

3. He is the undead. A misery vampire.

He creates misery and feeds on it.

[twodogsbarking]

4. Injected with truth serum.

&t=7s

[surfered]

5. Choked on his own bile.

[SheltieLover]

6. Electrocuted by hobreath wire tap gone bad?

Flattened by another failed spacex super heavy ship?

Pummeled by magat males "being taught a lesson" with Medicaid cuts?

[CaptainTruth]

7. Today's meme...

[surfered]

10. Ok , I think you win today

[SheltieLover]

13. +1,000!

[CaptainTruth]

16. Thanks!

[SheltieLover]

12. Bazinga!!!

Winner!

[niyad]

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. Hopefully we will soon toast to his lack of good health

Chin chin🥂

[niyad]

15. So mote it be!

[Dulcinea]

11. I kind of like the visual...

...of the Fascist Felon being mauled in the mosh pit at a hardcore punk show.

[FuzzyDicePHL]

14. I will take literally any fucking reason whatsoever.

And the sooner, the better.

[republianmushroom]

17. Not yet, damn, Lord, lets get it done

and the world we be a better place.

[hlthe2b]

18. "Enough already!"

[Blue Owl]

19. Fell into a tank full of hungry pirhanas

[Wicked Blue]

20. Toupee is blown off by mini-tornado and FEMA denies him aid

[SheltieLover]

22. Ha ha ha - Good one!

[Wicked Blue]

23. Thank you, Sheltie Lover