FAFO: Anti woke country singer pleads to trump for help. 2023 song - "Stick your progress where the sun don't shine"

[tulipsandroses]

What he's asking for is woke and progressive. LOL

Lyrics from his song Progress

There's a hole in this country where its heart used to be
And old glory's divided, on fire in the street
They say building back better will make America great
If that's a wave of the future, all I've got to say
Stick your progress where the sun don't shine
Keep your big mess away from me and mine
And if you leave us alone, well, we'd all be just fine
Stick your progress where the sun don't shine
They invite the whole world to come live in our land
And leave our countrymen dying in Afghanistan
They say let go of Jesus and let government save
You can have back your freedoms if you do what we say
Stick your progress where the sun don't shine
Keep your big mess away from me and mine
If you leave us alone, well, we'd all be just fine
Stick your progress where the sun don't shine

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/johnrich/progress.html

[Captain Zero]

1. Screw him, If he can't take a joke.

Bend over and grab your ankles, sunshine.

[Paladin]

2. A shit-for-brains, rightwing, country singer? You don't say!

How ordinary...

[Warpy]

3. Sorry, buddy, but you're not one of KingFart Blossom's people

His peopple are the billionaires who want that fossil fuel power plant to go in there because they will profit off the sale of its power.

However, while you're at it, you might want to research who these guys are and what kind of tax breaks they got.

BTW, what the hell are they going to do with that kind of megawattage? Are they planning to smelt bauxite into aluminum close by?

This guy's appeal to his Lard and Savior looks a lot like the videos to Putin from the front lines in Ukraine that assume hc can't possibly know how bad things are for the poor soldiers getting thrown at the front in meat assaults for the sole purpose of soaking up ammunition with their bodies.

In both cases, they know. There are no bugs, only features.

[Rustynaerduwell]

4. "I actually had to write it down"

Made me laugh out loud.

[hatrack]

5. Welp, he got what he voted for - so did prop Grandma and Grandpa . . . .

Making 'Murca great again, one fossil fuel plant/pipeline at a time.

Deal with it.

Oh, and pro tip - The Littlest President is never, ever, ever going to see this. And even if he did, he wouldn't give you the squeezings from his Depends in return.

[Walleye]

6. Leaving this guy alone will be no problem at all

They don’t understand why we were the greatest country in the world. Because we are made up of people from all over the world. We would have never achieved anything by shutting people out

[Blue Owl]

7. And his follow-up b-side hit single, "Done Thinkin'"

[PlanetBev]

9. Good one, Owl

I can’t stop laughing! 😆

[UTUSN]

8. TVA is an FDR success story. This jerk is giving KRASNOV an excuse to destroy it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennessee_Valley_Authority

[Cha]

10. Your "savior" is Fascist Fuck , John Rich... he ain't gonna

help you Or anyone Except himself & the Billionaire$ Tax Cuts.

Mump is Stealing from the Poor and Middle Class to Give the Money to the Mega Maga Rich.

[Wonder Why]

11. He can always go back to where is ancestors came from.