Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Mysteriously crushed beneath a mountain of Krugerrands?

Killed by nine unidentified assailants outside a Jersey Shore bar and restaurant?

Overdosed on performance boosters in preparation for Las Vegas' "Enhanced Games?"


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[no_hypocrisy]

1. I'm waiting . . . . .

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rmW5lbaDWaM

[malaise]

2. No but he sure is committing treasonous and impeachable crimes

in public view.
As we say here “moon run ‘til day ketch him”.

Please day please.

[C_U_L8R]

3. Crypto Dinner from the Crypt

Must have been the Salmon Mousse.

[twodogsbarking]

4. Crushed by cow falling from tornado.

]https://www.facebook.com/altairengineering/videos/remember-the-flying-cow-from-the-movie-twister-theres-no-way-that-could-happen-i/2922628334700889/

[MarcoZandrini]

5. We all need to....

….hire Haitian voodoo priestesses.

[Jarqui]

6. ... President JD Vance ...

more than trepidation ...

[niyad]

13. He already is. The orange creature is just the bright, shiny thing takng

alll the attention.

[Meadowoak]

7. Just his soul

[LetMyPeopleVote]

8. I am running out of coins

Link to tweet

[malaise]

9. Someone should move this bird to observe one

of those golf courses for a sweet swoop “let us prey” moment😀

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/10182177807

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

11. Sadly, no. But the day is still young.

Hold the vision!

[niyad]

12. GMTA

[SheltieLover]

14. ...

[surfered]

15. Accidentally ate some Crypto at his dinner and choked to death

[hlthe2b]

16. "OMG, still NO?!"

[malaise]

18. This should help

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100220338080

[hlthe2b]

20. Yes... He's France's 21st century gift of symbolic democracy to the US...

My French is at the level of a toddler, but it appears to be very well subtitled and he's a breath of much needed fresh air.

[Grim Chieftain]

17. Unfortunately, he's not dead yet

He's proof that evil lives forever.

[republianmushroom]

19. Lets getter done, Lord.

Don't care how, just do it.