Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatally laughed his ass off when some fool blamed Obama for the current administration?

Massaged to death by some fool who blames those around Biden including his wife Jill?

Stroked out from self-satisfaction when some fool asserts that Biden should have been a one-term transitional president?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Meadowoak]

1. His soul is dead.

[SheltieLover]

2. No, but hope springs eternal.

[MiHale]

3. He 'died' during a filming of Celebrity Apprentice...

That’s his evil reanimated bloated decaying corpse brought to us by the Prank Department of Satanic Deeds.

Explains the smell.

[Martin Eden]

5. It could be an alien in an Edgar suit

Where are the Men in Black when they're really needed?

[Martin Eden]

4. No one knows how it happened, but he is now the only White supremacist

Actually buried among the white crosses in the fake video shown to South African president Cyril Ramaphosa.

[malaise]

6. No but

but I’m hoping for lightning strikes or an overturned golf cart in a bunker this long weekend.

[surfered]

7. Crushed under the weight of his "big, beautiful bill."

[twodogsbarking]

8. First flight on the Trojan Bird ends in, well, joy to the world.

[malaise]

9. Rec for the

Trojan Bird😀

[twodogsbarking]

22. Gee, I don't know what to say, but.........

[CaptainTruth]

10. Sorry...

[SheltieLover]

20. Like Pooh & Piglet.

[hlthe2b]

11. Waiting...Waiting... Waiting...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. Not yet

Link to tweet

[Gimpyknee]

13. This is getting tedious.

[niyad]

19. Nobody forces you to read this thread.

[niyad]

14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[gordianot]

16. I almost opened mine in 2020.

It is still in the fridge awaiting opening hoping that a mallet is used to verify his final demise as used in the Vatican at the death of a Pope.

[niyad]

17. Yes about the mallet. We need something more than the old pin prick.

[Gimpyknee]

15. Matthew 5:22

[twodogsbarking]

23. MaryJane 4:20

[mountain grammy]

18. No but I've been having a little anxiety about this

with the announcement of Joe Biden's cancer and the nastiness coming out of the maga idiots and the push back against that gives me pause... When trump strokes out or whatever wonderful thing brings him down, I will have to go into hiding with my joy and keep my happiness to myself.

Oh well, maybe I'll just go to Canada or Mexico to celebrate since I'm within driving distance of both..

[republianmushroom]

21. Damn, just another day closer, was hoping today was the day.

Maybe tomorrow, won't stop thoughts and prays until it gets done.