Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Walked into one too many walls?

Impacted bowel explosion?

Stroked out because someone wrote a human-sounding statement of compassion in his name about Joe Biden's diagnosis?

[C_U_L8R]

1. Mors Certa

Trump can ask Jeenyus Noems what that means. Probably thinks it's a breath mint.

[Jerry2144]

14. Or a mattress

[MiHale]

2. Mind so far gone he forgot to die...

[Gordcanuck]

13. No, because nobody

will stand up to him. He’d just fold like a cheap,suit if they did.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

3. Not yet

Link to tweet

[malaise]

4. No but there are 24 days to June 14

to the 79 trombones parade and none of his brothers made it to 80.
Additionally Springsteen is driving him further mad.

[Joinfortmill]

9. Hahaha

[surfered]

16. Anxiously waiting for that parade

[pansypoo53219]

26. dip shit on meds they didn't have. but we can hope.

[malaise]

27. Yes we can

😀.

[pansypoo53219]

28. my grandpa was hale + hearty, tho on bp drugs. but gran had passed months earlier + leaving out vottage up north always

hits you in the soul. a month earlier i was up there w/ him to close the cottage + he cleaned all of the many storm windows to the 1967 mod cottage. next month up there w/ my bro + my paternal unit + had a massive heart attack.

[twodogsbarking]

5. Run over by a golf cart driven by a former "model" from Slovenia.

[Joinfortmill]

8. Rofl

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Joinfortmill]

7. No, goddammit!

[lark]

10. Died from a heart attack caused by weak old man repeatedly hitting a younger man for saying nice things about Biden.

Everybody laughs, thinking he's faking. After the actual news comes out, the nation is lit up with fireworks in celebration and everyone is out dancing in the streets and drinking champagne.

[surfered]

11. Physically overcome with glee watching Rubio and Noem testify at the hearings.

because their testimony made Trump look smart.

[SheltieLover]

12. Not yet, but we are a day closer

[Jerry2144]

15. Died from when his head exploded when Rubio

Explained how peek-a-boo works and that people don’t disappear

[Sneederbunk]

17. Stage 10

[hlthe2b]

18. Meanwhile...

[SheltieLover]

25. Too cute

[bluestarone]

19. Nope, we thought he was, BUT

The Heinz ketchup bottle bouncing off the wall just hit him in the head causing mild concussion. DAM!!

[Wicked Blue]

20. Run over by a rogue tank during his grand parade

[Hugin]

21. Tried to open the Schrodinger's box from the wrong end?

Demanded a more aggressive form of Prostate Cancer than Joe Biden has?

DEI overload learning that sharpies come in every color except white?

Bribepocalypse?

Anything?

[republianmushroom]

22. Damn, not yet, still waiting.

But a day closer to that event.

[Blue Owl]

23. Popped a big beautiful pill

[Emile]

24. White genocided in the Oval Office.

[struggle4progress]

29. Most of the time he's heartless and brainless