Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died from envy, knowing he'll never be respected like Joe Biden?

Died from inadequacy, knowing he'll never match Joe Biden's decades-long career of achievement?

Died form shame, knowing that he can't equal Joe Biden's courage, determination, or integrity?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[underpants]

1. It's a new day, there's no telling how the Clustertrump will F stuff up today.

[SheltieLover]

2. Buried alive in horse manure while feed was trickling down to birds. (Horse & sparrow budget.)

Stroked out over President Zelenzkyy beign first world leader to meet with new pope?

Died of shock shen pope blew beardo off?

Torn in half during tug-o-war between fleaon & quatar both claiming ownership.

Blew a gasket when he saw pix of pope & Zelenskyy shaking hands & smiling.

Stroked out when he was upstaged by matt gaetz's photo op in torture prison.

[Jerry2144]

3. No. Unfortunately

[surfered]

4. Died of dementia....Don Jr. is being blamed for not diagnosing his condition sooner. Defending himself, Don Jr. said...

..."I thought he was an Idiot Savant because of his exceptional aptitude to repeatedly and blantenly lie with a straight face."

The President will be laid to rest in a pot bunker on the St Andrews Old Course. "That son-of-a-bitch will never get out of there'" a local said.

[C_U_L8R]

5. Coronal mass ejection.

There can be only one golden god and Mother Nature sez it ain't Trump.

[SheltieLover]

7. Hahaha!

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Joinfortmill]

8. No one wants him, not even Satan.

[twodogsbarking]

15. He makes Satan look like a nice guy.

[hlthe2b]

9. "Do I have to do EVERYTHING?"

[Wicked Blue]

10. Diagnosed with Stage 5 evil and treason

[Bengus81]

11. Add that POS Trump "Mc COKE HEAD" Jr to the list. FUCK that POS.........

[jls4561]

12. Died from fright when he opened his happy meal and found a note that read: packed by a black, gay, female immigrant.

[calimary]

13. That's a good one!

[twodogsbarking]

14. Invited to N Korea and they treated him like, well, family.

[mountain grammy]

16. No, but now Clarence Thomas and Sam Alito probably want planes too..

Maybe they'll all go down together!

[TNNurse]

17. Shouldn't we focus on eliminating Miller as well?

Pretty sure most of the plans are his.

[Dem4life1970]

18. I love the Biden thread....

And oh how it will stick in his craw If Biden dies during Trump's term and he will have to sit and watch America rally around and appreciate what this kind, smart, competent, consequential President did for us in 4 years what Trump has not been able to do in 10. Trump will go to his grave as a small, inconsequential, amoral, soulless, husk of a man.....

[malaise]

19. No but

he sure is killing capitalism for corporate USA and the planet.

[bdamomma]

20. Only wish

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the condition that our (previous) President has currently would visit the felon.

[niyad]

25. Which past? Lincoln? Kennedy?

[Oopsie Daisy]

21. Hit by a falling Mexican Navy crow's nest?

[republianmushroom]

22. Damn, didn't happen last night but we are another day closer

and it will happen.

[Towlie]

23. Even if it happens it'll be like skunk roadkill: The varmint is dead but the stink remains.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. The World's Most Anticipated Obituary

[electric_blue68]

26. Baaaaahahahaaaaaaa! TRUTH!

[bluestarone]

29. Without a doubt!

[Faux pas]

27. I ask the Universe

EVERY day to take all of the evil assholes, world-wide, OUT.

[BigmanPigman]

28. He'll live forever since he is a spawn and NOT a human