Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Publicly ridiculed to death for being boring, tedious, not funny?

Messed with Murder Incorporated?

Sitting in a tree D-Y-I-N-G?

[Blue Full Moon]

1. 8647 himself

[North Shore Chicago]

5. Good one!

[sop]

2. No, they stopped Comey just in time.

[SheltieLover]

3. Beaten to death with guitars by Springstein fans?

Failed genetic therapy trying to add a gene in attempt to best ruskies?

Suffered skeletal collapse from rickets, the result of decades of shady dealings.

[sop]

6. Beaten to death with guitars by Springsteen fans while playing 'Born in the U.S.A.'

Pissed off by his birthright citizenship EO.

[twodogsbarking]

17. How 'bout "Dead, In The USA"?

[SheltieLover]

26. Sound great. Can we fast forward to that part, please?

[electric_blue68]

34. Omg I'm lol' g Outloud in our dining hall!😄

[SheltieLover]

25. Bazinga!

[electric_blue68]

33. 😄 your first one!

[Conjuay]

7. Strokes out from announcement

That Springsteen and Swift are having a free joint concert on June 14.

[niyad]

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[C_U_L8R]

10. Rapid unplanned disassembly

He just discombobulated into a candy circus peanut-colored pile of goo. No one knows why. Or really cared.

[SheltieLover]

27. Wahahaha!

[Joinfortmill]

11. D-Y-I-N-G! Love it!

[malaise]

12. No but the boss is driving him up that wall

from where he will surely fall😀

[electric_blue68]

35. 😄🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Can you hear your fellow DU'rs in The States going.....

" Oh, please! PUL...LEASEEE!!!! "

[malaise]

36. Bwaaaaah

Nicely played😀

[electric_blue68]

38. Why TY 👍

[twodogsbarking]

13. Gift jet is shot down but FBI denies a white plane was in the area at the time.

Residents are forbidden from talking about what they saw.

[surfered]

14. It's obvious he's brain dead and its past time to turn off life support .

[LetMyPeopleVote]

15. For this thread

Link to tweet

[lark]

21. Waiting and Hoping

my dreams will come true!

[LymphocyteLover]

16. tripped and fell down the stairs after one of his assistants tied his shoelaces together?

[Brainfodder]

18. The actual BOSS won their cage match?

Taylor did a sweep a leg and that was enough?
All that KFC finally punched back?
He goes blind from all the dagger eyes and wonders into traffic?
His mystery appliances in his suit & shoes finally fail and he drops like a rock?
The angry mob that has been looking for him tracks him down to his side hustle as a fry guy?
He has a thought not related to the pursuit of wealth or poon and has a fatal heart attack?

[hlthe2b]

19. "When will he FINALLY stop talking?!!!"

[lark]

20. Fuckhead can't even die right.

He's taking pills to try and keep his lump of coal heart beating but it does nothing to help his Adderalled to hell and demented shriveled brain.

[CaptainTruth]

22. Apparently he wants people to have machine guns, so...

[twodogsbarking]

30. Rat-a-tat. Bye.

[PJMcK]

23. I yearn for the day...

… I can stop Rec’ing your posts instead replying, “Yes.”

[electric_blue68]

37. So Say We ALL!!!

[Seinan Sensei]

24. Died when hit by blue ice

That fell from a 747 “Palace in the Sky”

[Wicked Blue]

28. Drowned in his own drool when he fell asleep during an interview

[Dave Bowman]

29. His plane crashed due to a shortage in air traffic controllers.

[republianmushroom]

31. Damn, the orange anus is still alive.

Come on Lord, it is time for yo to do your part.

[Blue Owl]

32. Decapitated by a loosely installed chopper rotor blade

[FishBones51]

39. Funny ways to his demise...

Dracarys!

[sheshe2]

40. You're back?

[FishBones51]

42. Sorr... I am new here, must be a similar name

[sheshe2]

43. Then welcome to DU.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

44. Welcome to DU

[Jack Valentino]

41. NO------ UNFORTUNATELY!

I took two more shots today at the groundhog who has been destroying my garden in previous years,
and MISSED...

They were long shots with open sights, with a crossman air rifle, (low budget),
which I had not yet done any practice with....

The groundhog, was very very oddly situating himself at the top of the fence
at the back of the back-yard--- and just sitting there--- behavior that I have never seen before...

Maybe it means that he is afraid to come through my backyard,
maybe somebody shot at him before I DID... anyway, he or SHE is a clever little bastard.

It was a pretty long shot, with an air fifle at about 55 feet, and my eyes aren't that good,
and my hands are not that steady, either---

Afterwards, I finally set up a target under where it was sitting, and tested myself...

At first, I thought I had missed the target entirely---
but turns out I was a couple inches away from the bullseye, with two test shots

(was somewhat impressed by the penetration power of the rounds
into a very old and hardened wooden fence, behind the target).

NOT SURE, the last shot might have hit it.... if it goes into its hole and dies,
that would be fine with me.... still queer that it would sit at the top of a fence....
that was totally strange behavior